Friday, April 17, 2009

Political Action Figures - in stores now !

The perfect toys out just in time for South Africa's elections next week !

Tired of arguing with your friends over what politician will do what, for whom, unto whom ? Now is the time to take your battles to the streets ! Print them, cut them out and fold along the dotted lines. They really work !

Each toy comes with their own special weapon and fighting style.

The Zuma doll is a half man/half sanitaryware type cyborg equipped with a machine gun. The test model we got seemed broken. Think the circuitry got corrupted somehow ?

The Malema doll is equipped with tools and is skilled in the art of "hand(tool) to hand(tool) combat". (The makers initially wanted the Malema toy to be a Kung Fu Master but it had trouble chopping a block of wood in two)

The only toy with super human powers of sorts is the Wonder Zille. She is also equipped with a syringe full of the lethal Botox neurotoxin.

There's talk of the later models coming out with voice capabilities ?

The Malema Toy apparently says - "I will not debate you ! I will kill you" (for Zuma ??)

"Collect them all"



2 comments:

  1. he he he.
    Looking forward to some more. I'm too hungover to do a blog today - and I got too much work. Went the Fish Spur (ocean basket) last night.

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  2. The fish spur ! I like that ; )

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